spongebobssquarepants:

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kiragecko:

orchidthesupportingcharacter:

whetstonefires:

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

so there’s basically two reasons he would need to do this and they’re both funny

1. his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it’s not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord
2. his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

3. The car was sitting there completely normally and he Just Does That whenever he needs to drive.

4. He is bad at finding things in parking lots, so it’s easier to just teleport it to him. Teleporting himself tends to end with him directly in the path of another car, so he avoids it if possible

5. He’s disabled, and teleporting hurts his joints almost as bad as walking to the car

6. HE CAN DO MAGIC, DARN IT! Of course he is going to teleport his car whenever possible! That is SO COOL!

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sbeana:

sbeana:

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

who fucking reblogged this as ben ten

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sparkly-angell:

Im dead. This killed me

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elf-trash:

1percentcharge:

guy who says grace before he does cocaine in a bathroom

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socalledmixtapelife:

sueandpuresblog:

Long lost original cover for Nirvana’s Nevermind

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boxonarock:

just three fools

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asyncmeow:

puppygirl-hornyposting:

rb to send them to the meat grinder

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downtroddendeity:

djinnhatescold:

bloodtroth:

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

Gamechanger

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

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dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

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vamprisms:

vamprisms:

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn’t have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn’t he handsome

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hellcifrogs:

Sakura in different clans! 🌸 Sakura flavored clans!

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littleskrib:

put you in the spotlight

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